penilpharyngeal adjunct


an airway adjunct to be used by males on female patients. contraindications include male patients, animals, relatives, and old ladies. adjunct is to be inserted all the way into patient’s (preferably hot co-ed) throat. if gag reflex is activated, reinsert over and over until warm pleasing lotion coats patients throat resulting in better breathing(patient) and shortness of breath(rescuer).
that chick at the bar came home to my place and was excited when i gave her the ol penilpharyngeal adjunct complete with throat yogurt.

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