Penis Avalanche


the result of a cr-ppy band name maker, p-n-s avalanche is the name of the dopest jazz band in the northern hemisphere. playing hit singles such as “trunk of the p-ssy spray” and “f-ck mel gibson” the band has quickly gained success as the number one band in albion, washington.
the band has since broken up, and reformed so often, that most of the members have no longer play an instrument and instead stare awkwardly at each other for the better part of 12 hours while watching hipster music videos on youtube and making fun of their poor b-ss player.
“i can’t wait to see the p-n-s avalanche, i heard they’ve reformed again!”

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