penis cake
a p-n-s cake is, as the phrase implies, a cake that’s either shaped like a p-n-s or has one built on a regular cake. the p-n-s stands vertically, and a small tube, like the ones used in fish tank filters, is run through the shaft and out the side of the cake. the end is connected to a turkey baster filled with milk, which should be concealed in some way to avoid ruining the surprise.
when the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.
“man, my roommates threw me a birthday party and got me with a p-n-s cake. i was crying j-zz the rest of the night.
an object or person which really sucks, badly.
charter communications is a bunch of p-n-s cakes
a delicous after-dinner treat developed in p-n-snar, russia.
ingredients:
1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper or chinese cabbage (or random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage or red barbequed pork (or random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and sh-lls removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced p-n-ses
yum! this p-n-scake taste like fried rice!
what you describe someone when they’re nice sometimes, but then other times, they’re an -sshole.
“here’s a box of chocolate”
“aw thanks”
“lol f-ck you they’re poisoned”
“wow p-n-scake”
a metaphorical confectionary that is use to temp close h-m-s-xuals into admission infront of others. could also infact be a real pastry delight ion the shape of a p-n-s
nathan would you like some p-n-s cake?
when u make a sandwitch with 3 c-cks
p-n-s cake in gay s-x they might do it
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