penis cannon
when you have a m-ssive amount of c-m shoot out of your d-ck with explosive force
don’t get to close the p-n-s cannon is unstable
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p-n-s cannon:
1. a cannon shaped like a p-n-s that fires ordinary ordinance.
2. a cannon that fires a p-n-s instead of ordinary ordinance.
3. a cannon that fires several p-n-ses instead of ordinary ordinance.
4. any combination of the above.
enemies sighted! prepare to fire the p-n-s cannon!
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