Penis Check
when a man needs s-xual gratification off his woman, he asks for a p-n-s check. the woman is instructed to play with his b-lls, feeling for any abnormalities, then after w-nk the p-n-s to ensure that is fine. if the woman refuses to do the check then the man can use a guilt trip and say. “your checking for testicular cancer.”
man “hey babes i need a p-n-s check its sunday night.”
woman “not now.”
man “you dont want me to get cancer now do you?”
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