Penis cramp


just like a calf cramp but in your p-n-s. drinking more calcium usually helps cure this disfunction.
bobby: d-mn bro, i had a major p-n-s cramp last night.
daniel: that’s crazy dude, got milk?

Read Also:

  • penisfrapple

    (adj) of or pertaining to some abstract nature of a mighty or, conversely, weak p-n-s. (verb) to apply one’s p-n-s in a s-xual or demeaning way. (noun) a frappled looking p-n-s. when used as a adjective: example: brad childress is a huge heap of p-n-sfrapple. or: that’s a huge load of p-n-sfrapple sause. when used […]

  • persnicketey

    to be a stuck up or snotty b-st-rd we was headin to the beach, and this persnicketey mothaf-cka, almost ran me ova

  • PFI

    an acronym for pos f-ck it. pretty much f-ck it but in a spanish way word originated in the bay area in richmond/san pablo guy 1: lets go keep it guy 2: pfi breh! prepare for intercourse prepare for ice cream. “yo man she is pfi” “yo man i am pfi”

  • Phone Jockie

    a person who is always using their mobile/smart phone, usually in the presence of family or friends, but has the ability to remain skillfully involved in the group’s proceedings. she’s being a phone jockie

  • Pig Flu Panic

    1 media hype surrounding the great swine flu of ’09. 2 eponymous first alb-m of the yet to be formed punk rock band, pig flu panic (pfp). etymology: modern english; first used in the new york post front page headline april 26, 2009. a: sh-t, man, i’m going to start wearing a mask because of […]


Disclaimer: Penis cramp definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.