penis-dry
p-n-s-dry is an word used to describe something that someone tried to dry off, but still remains annoyingly moist. this comes from the fact that after bathing and showering, the p-n-s always seems to be difficult to get fully dry quickly without accidentally chaffing or the like.
“someone go towel off the dog again! he’s p-n-s-dry!”
“no matter how long i left that blanket in the drier, it always comes out p-n-s-dry.”
“his hair is so thick, he always comes into school p-n-s-dry.”
“check out that fat old person. its pits are p-n-s-dry. nasty.”
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