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an accidental situation that occurs when you have your fly unzipped and don’t notice that you barely have the head of your p-n-s sticking out through your pants and then you very quickly zip up your fly without even noticing. ouch!!
d-mn, while mark was in the restroom with us after a quick p-ss and while we were hurrying to see the new star wars movie, he was so rushed that he didn’t realize his d-ck was still sticking out a bit as he hurriedly zipped up his barn door, and thus he gave himself a nasty and painful p-n-s flytrap! he was screaming in pain for a while, missing the movie’s first 20 minutes and had to watch the rest of the movie while his d-ck was feeling swollen after the incident!

in conclusion, don’t forget to put it completely away first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!

mark h. bringing nice new slang terms to ud since february 2004.
a female who tends to sleep with many men, and who may have one or more s-xual diseases…
“hey guys, did you hear? burt slept with the p-n-s fly trap! he certainly has been where every man has been before!”
when a girls between your legs giving head and you’re about to c-m, forcefully squeeze your legs together trapping her head between your thighs and forcing her to take your j-zz.
lars: “d-mn, that girl gave you a dirty look”
mitch: “yeah, i gave her the p-n-s fly trap.”
the event in which a man is done peeing into a urinal, then zips the tip of his p-n-s up in his zipper, causing an excrutiating pinching pain that results in loud sreaming and cursing.

the name derives from the p-n-s getting trapped in the fly. hence the name p-n-s fly trap.
(two guys standing by seperate urinals, finishing up)

man 1: aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

man 2:what?!?!

man 1:p-n-s fly trap!

man 2:ouch…
a v-g-n- that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. before her v-g-n- is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his p-n-s in and the v-g-n- lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the p-n-s, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the p-n-s with the short, sharp, stubby p-b-s. the situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey. hysterical? me thinks so.
“hey do you remember mandy from barnes and n-ble? yeah man i got her to come over last night, but i didn’t get her warmed up enough and that biddie’s sn-tch p-n-s flytrapped me.”

“dude, that’s no good. ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. you’re better than that.”

“i know man, i know.”
make your p-n-s hard and put jam or jelly on your stomach.

when a fly lands on your stomach to eat the jam, pull your p-n-s back and let it go so it springs back, smacking into your stomach, and thus killing the fly.

yes, it is completely wrong in every sense of the word!
there was a fly infestation over at jones’ place.

i saved him some money on an exterminator by giving it the old p-n-s flytrap.

i feel sick now!
steps: 1. get a group of 4-6 guys on the dancefloor.
2. gradually spread out into a small oval shape.
3. wait for a group of 4-6 girls to walk into the middle of the small oval.
4. immediately close in the oval around them and start grinding.
5. enjoy.
the other night at the club, we desperately were trying to pick up some chicks. we huddled up and began to spread out. within 5 minutes, 4 girls walked between us and we closed in around them. one of the girls exclaimed “i think we were just caught in a p-n-s fly trap!….and i am loving it!!”

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