penis food


hot dogs and other long frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from subway), eggplants, popsicles, b-tternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
-theoretically: it gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
-in reality: they are attention manwh-r-s who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.
guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online

girl screenshots to send the pic to her bff

bff replies: wtf?! is he eating some sh-tty p-n-s food just to make us proud of him?!

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