Penis Fright
when you don’t want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.
it’s quite common, so don’t feel weird if you have it.
i admit i have p-n-s fright. the very thought of another guy p-ssing right next to me when i’m trying to just stalls my bladder.
example situation:
john entered a public restroom. having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. he didn’t have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.
john decided to use a urinal. he unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. meanwhile, john is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his p-n-s’ reaction will be.
he just couldn’t. john went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn’t urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.
there was only one thing.
john had p-n-s fright.
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