Penis Gourd


a p-n-s gourd or “phallocrypt” is a conical device worn by the people of papua new guinea on their p-n-s. it is constructed out of an ornimental gourd and decorated. it is used to protect their p-n-s’s but not only that, they can also be used as “purses” that store things such as chance, cigarettes and other belongings.
“hey johnson check out my new p-n-s gourd!!”

“….hehehe p-n-s gourd”

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