penis in the castle
a p-n-s that lives and rules over a castle and a kingdom, whose main goal is to slay the v-g-n-s in caves that terrorize the citizens of his kingdom. the first such p-n-s appeared in britain in 1543, when the great king -sshole left his kingdom in the hands of his grandson, the p-n-s, instead of his son, the taint. the p-n-s then successfully fought off the french army, thus creating the legend that we revere to this day.
all bow before the great p-n-s in the castle.
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