Penis in the popcorn
the act of hiding one’s p-n-s in popcorn, so that when someone else reaches for a handful, they are instead grabbing a meaty surprise. this is often accomplished when a couple is at the movies, since the victim’s focus is on the film instead of what he or she is reaching for.
when using a popcorn bag (or cardboard bucket), it is easiest to cut a hole in the bottom and insert the erect p-n-s into it, effectively camouflaging the weapon. a more difficult method is with a bowl, in which the p-n-s must simply be laid across the diameter of the bowl.
“dominic and i were watching march of the penguins last night, and when i went to reach for the redenbacher’s, he got me with the old p-n-s in the popcorn trick again! i got a different b-ttery, salty snack than i was hoping for.”
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