Penis Logic
(noun) (1)reasoning -ssessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man’s p-n-s. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man’s thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man’s p-n-s can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.
at 11:30pm on a tuesday night, mark is out with a guy friend. he has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. he’s married with two kids. an older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for s-x. with all the above information, p-n-s logic only says to him, “hey–it’s new” so he goes with her. he later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.
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