penis maximus
a rather large p-n-s
hey baby, vaant to see my p-n-s maximus?
i got the cleanest, meanest, p-n-s maximus, ya never seen this stroke of genius
when a p-n-s is erect.
jared’s p-n-s achieved a state of p-n-s maximus prior to penetrating the winsome janet.
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