Penis Monpañios Monpeñios


this phrase to be spoken very quickly, almost as to seem spanish in nature.

“p-n-s monpañios monpeñios” was originally created as an alter-ego amongst a group of friends in sacramento, california in 2007. this character was a member of club 697; where you must have been 6’9” tall, and 7” long. inside the club, all they did was 69. the spirit of p-n-s monpañios monpeñios still wanders the fields of the thicket of zatarains, located in granite bay, california.

in the years since, this has spread to la as a nonsense phrase (similar to that of rim pum). among groups of pot-smoking individuals, this phrase has commonly been used as a comical outburst or a friendly greeting during times of great stoning. abbreviations such as simply saying “monpañios” tend to be common.
tom: “monpeñios to you my friend!”

steve: “ah, p-n-s monpañios tom!”

dave (from the back of the room): “tom!! p-n-s monpañios monpeñios!!”

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