Penis mousetrap
when one places ones erect member betwixts ones b-ttcheeks and holds it there thus setting the trap for the unsuspecting female about to perform oral s-x. when the female pulls down the pants of the reciever, with a puzzled look the trap is sprung thus busting the female on the chin with hillarious results.
note: do only on fat ugly b-tches and or fugly biotches.
p-n-s mousetrap: springing the p-n-s to a random face.
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