Penis Muffin


n. when one’s p-n-s is so small, that it looks like a m-ffin.
leo yu got kicked in the b-lls, so his d-ck never grew; it’s a p-n-s m-ffin.
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a particular shpecies of m-ffin that resides at “lick-wilmerding hs”. said to be the shexiesht little creature with the biggesht p-n-s ever.
kyel chu, freshman

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