Penis Mustache


a particular arch shaping of the pubic hair directly above the p-n-s, resembling a mustache. when receiving a bl-w j-b, it is said that one with a p-n-s mustache generously allows his partner to “try it on”.
ashley wore my p-n-s mustache all night on sat-rday.

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