Penis Pimple
1- boyle on your d-ck
2- irritation from shaving v-g-n-s
3- when you’re enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your d-ck (because ofc you’re naked). the p-n-s skin absorbs the grease and acts as an olay moisturizer. painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.
joshua : sh-t, you eatin’ pizza naked again?
nick : f-ck no, i don’t need another p-n-s pimple
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