penis purchase
something you only buy into whilst wielding a raging stiffy. examples include p-rno subscriptions, video games with hot girls on the cover, marriage, etc.
usually i don’t bother with paid p-rn but the genitals were hidden behind a paywall and i had to figure out if it was a man or a woman. that was a p-n-s purchase i still regret.
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