penis queen
someone who loves the p-n-s in many different ways
alvin is a p-n-s queen because he stuffs his weed into little bags to save for later
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the bit of skin between the -ss and b-lls i made her lick my perennium before i came in her eye the thing that looks like a face when you stand in front of a mirror and bend over while looking at your -ss from behind yesterday for the first time. “look at my perennium” […]
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a description of your face when you have just gone down on a woman who is in the middle of her period. so i was going down on this l-ss, but when i came up for air i had a bolognaise smile!