penis tits


-noun, interjection (slang)
1a. exclamation of frustration.
-noun, object (slang)
2a. an object or event that provides supreme satisfaction.
-noun, object (slang)
3a. nipples with a phallic shape, resembling miniature p-n-ses.
1a. “p-n-s t-ts! i forgot to send my rent check in.”
2a. “i just won the lottery! that’s the p-n-s t-ts!”
3a. “when that girl took her shirt off, she had some serious p-n-s t-ts.”
someone who is so beyond useless its almost as if they have p-n-ses for t-ts!
remove outer layer of clothing and any remaining undergarments only to reveal a set of male genitalia where normal humans would only have a pair of nipples, example “hey p-n-st-ts what time is it?”

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