penisarufius
1.(n)merkin salesmen
2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to jesse mccall of glastonbury, ct
3.(n) a duckb-tter collector
1. i was shopping at macy’s and the p-n-sarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.
2. bill contracted p-n-sarufius from using jesse’s razor to shave his scrot.
3. dh is the p-n-sarufius mvp for the 2003-2004 season.
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