penisbaiting
placing a hook in your p-n-s, and then jumping into an amazonian lake filled with native piranhas.
wow, i can’t believe he’s actually p-n-sbaiting!
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the residual spray left in the toilet after a bout of diarrhea. honey, will you please clean up this disgusting sh-tter glitter!
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- bandy bing
a large asian man who works for hyundai and does nothing but complain. olly: so what are you doing these days? andy: i work for hyundai, i really hate how much i enjoy it. its so hard to map like a pro b-tch. olly: you m-ssive wet bandy bing.
- craniosphinctalectomy
a complex medical procedure involving the removal of one’s head from one’s -ss. my good friend is having a craniosphinctalectomy today. i hope everything comes out well.
- Wolf nip
the moment before you -j-c-l-t- from oral s-x the person giving head will slightly bite the head of the p-n-s. this is known as the wolf nip. christina: what do you want for your birthday? jack: the wolf nip, please.