peniscopter

a p-n-scopter occurs when you spin your p-n-s around in circles fast enough it actually lifts your body off of the ground.
i love using my p-n-scopter, it’s the only way to fly!
teh p-n-scopter is the greatest, most difficult s-xual maneuver ever invented. only the most experienced s-x g-ddess can pull this off with a very talented male counterpart. the woman lays on her back and puts her -ss end up in the air with her v-g-n- perfectly vertical. the male then inserts himself and stretches his arms straight out superman style with his legs perfectly straight. he is now parallel to the floor and acts as a propeller. the woman then, using her v-g-n-l muscles begins to spin the man slowly gaining speed. she keeps spinning him faster and faster while at the same time keeping a firm v-g-n-l grip on the p-n-s until the couple finally lifts off into the air. the s-x g-ddess keeps the man spinning until he eventually -j-c-l-t-s and they couple breaks free from eachother.
i was concieved when my mother and father were the first (and maybe only) couple to successfully perform teh p-n-scopter
designed by panda for the war in iraq. vary rarely utilized by the united states army , as t hey are extremely costly to make. sporting a extremely long magnetic excelerated cannon that is fueled by two ball tanks that shoots a particle beam that is white in nature 1000 ft a second , easily ripping through everything in its path. this is a weapon of terror , and black p-n-scopters are extreme dangerous. it is shaped as a p-n-s would be , hence the name
the p-n-scopter pilot began the descent to bomb the village.
when a man rotates his pelvic area rapidly to make his p-n-s whirl around like the blades of a helicopter.
girl: “why are you late”
guy: “i was p-n-scoptering in the shower”
girl: “oh. well that explains it.”
bad, unfortunate, awful

also an expression when someone is left speechless, usually preceded by well,
dude! the fire department is on fire!

well, p-n-s copter!