peniscule


adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny p-n-s. often actually advertises this fact.
the jerk who cut me off in that toyota mini pickup with the 36″ lift and the giant brush guard was obviously p-n-scule.

could he be more p-n-scule than wearing that huge 70’s gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unb-ttoned?

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