peniscus
the fat above the p-n-s/ v-g-n- and below the “fat ridge” located directly above your the belt. often times people with a p-n-scus must set their bloated carc-ss -ss on the toilet seat and hope they situated themselves in such a manner that their sh-t and other excriment rolls down their fat creases and into the toilet instead of all over the floor or themselves. the only action left is to hop in the shower.
oh my god! my p-n-scus just put my sh-t all over the floor! d-mnit! help! for the love of god someone clean up my sh-t!
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