penitentiary penis


a man who has been inc-rs-rated in the penitenary who upon release will have s-x with anything that moves. 2. a 99 percent chance a fat woman will get s-x.
“of course that fat girl is going to get laid, he just got out of jail, he’s got peniteniary p-n-s.”. “i don’t care what she looks like, i got penitentiary p-n-s”..

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