penk
the dust that acc-mulates between the keys on a computer keyboard.
i had to vacuum all the penk out of my keyboard last week. it was -ss-nasty.
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verb; to penk. the act of masturbation. “penking one out”
aww dude that’s f-ckin’ gross…dude i just caught this kid penkin’ one out!!
penk is the act in which a pen ruptures or ink is leaked and gets all over one’s hands or clothing. one can also get penked by others as a practical joke or by accident. such people are called penkers.
aww man! my pen just exploded now i’ve got ink all over my brand new shirt!
you, my friend, just got penked.
penker! i’ll get you back!
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