penn state


the greatest college ever!
best parties, hottest girls, school spirit. what else could you ask for?
we are… penn state
located in happy valley, this small town has a big campus. the students are more than half the population when school is in session and the town is the third largest in pa when it is a football weekend. don’t forget to stop by the creamery, lion shrine and say hey to joe pa who walks campus every day. we can study, party and drink with the best of them, we just know how to do them all without overloading.

“we cannot rank penn state university against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs” -playboy

we are penn state!
“we cannot rank penn state university against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs” -playboy
a college in pennsylvania where jerry sandusky, a former defense coach for penn state football and long time kid f-cker with multiple victims, was allowed to wonder aimlessly around campus and without punishment, shame by his working peers or report to the police of any kind regarding his pedophilia fiendish ways, even after being sited first hand in a shower naked behind a ten year old boy.
penn state, openly supporting child f-cking since 1997.
to take advantage of, s-xually, and to have it go unreported afterwards
i totally penn stated that girl last week.
it’s the condition after one has been sanduskied
the boy was in a penn state for the rest of his life, after being sanduskied.
school spirit. good education system. elite school. great atheletics. what more can you say.
half of the stadium: we are!!!
other half of the stadium: penn state!!!
penn state is basically a collection of f-ck-ups. every convicted felon and rapist putting in for college consider this university among their top 3. penn state acts like a seive so as to not allow any f-ck-ups into other, wholesome universities.

students often brag of legendary coaches and awesome football programs but are constantly let down. only one question matters: how many national t-tles has penn state won? the answer is of course; zero.
yeah… i go to penn state.

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