Pennsylvania Poker
a disgraced former -ssistant coach from a major university alleged to have had s-xual relations with preteen age boys. (talk about children at risk.) not to be confused with the old drinking song the pennsylvania polka.
bring in the young boys and send them to jer
the pennsylvania poker
pre teen age only and no pubic hair
the pennsylvania poker
horsin’ around in the old shower stall
he’ll try to penetrate ya
aint no one who coaches stranger
than the poker from pennsylvania.
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