Pennsylvanian Dumbbell
the act of taking an object, like a banana or a pole, up one’s -ss, then having someone else put it in their -ss from the other end. thus resembling a dumbbell.
nancy was bored with the usual s-xual routines, so her and i used a metal rod to make a pennsylvanian dumbbell.
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