Penny Dome Bitches

the penny dome b-tches, more formally known as the p.d.b.’s are an infamous organization of street dwellers who roam around looking to give bl-w j-bs for the cheapest of prices. the standard wages for penny dome b-tches are 3 cents for head and 5 cents for s-x. however, it must be noted that certain p.d.b.’s are easily persuaded and prices can be negotiated (see perri k.). as the p.d.b.’s rose to power and there reputation grew they started to notice a huge fan base. since there debut on the streets, sucking p-n-s of all shapes and sizes, they have been the topic of songs such as “the penny dome b-tches, givin dome for pennies” by the homeless addicts and “i ain’t got pennies but i got some crack!” by down on all 4’z.

to become a p.d.b. one must perform tests that are both mentally and physically demanding. in addition they must be certified for accreditation by the founders of the p.d.b.s (america y, perri k, edie f and last but not least, anais k)
“yo man i need some head” explained david..
“bro, you know the deal the penny dome b-tches are right around the corner” adam responded enthusiastically.
the penny dome b-tches have their genesis tracing back to ancient times. pennies were considered valuable back then and women usually gave head to support their family. however, this tradition has been carried into the modern era. it has since been made popular by perri k, anais k, america y, edie f and hayden p.

to become a p.d.b., you must meet certain requirements. for one thing, you have to be a good looking female that is highly skilled in “oral presentations.” last, but not least, you have to be able to perform your tasks better and quicker than the grand masters, which consists of perri k and anais k.
gary: yo, i’m rich b-tch.
kevin: yeah, but money can’t buy happiness.
gary: that’s bullsh-t. have you forgotten about the penny dome b-tches? a few pennies “will take you to heaven.”
a penny dome b-tch is a highly disrespected young lady whose claim to fame is her uncanny ability to give oral s-x that is both cheap and pleasurable. the typical penny dome b-tch is known for offering mediocre regs bl-wj-bs for a one time payment of 3 pennies (or 3 payments of 1 penny), and unenthusiastic s-xual intercourse for only 5 pennies. not to be confused with their cousin, the prost-tute, a penny dome b-tch is far cheaper and can be found in a high school, receiving its education while still managing to earn a good deal of cash on the side. if you see a penny dome b-tch and you have any loose change, you’re garaunteed to have pretty decent time i guess. (muslims aren’t allowed to utilize a penny dome b-tch’s services for anything less than $50 because they are all terrorists)
“gee, colin, i sure am aroused. but where can i find a young, hearty sm-t who’s willing to blow me when i only have a few cents?”
“there’s a penny dome b-tch hanging over by that honda civic. she’ll suck your d-ck for a few cents and it won’t be half bad?”

or

“jihad, colin, i sure am aroused. but where can i find a young, hearty sm-t who’s willing to blow me when i only have a few cents?”
“you’re muslim. you’ll have to m-st-rb-t-“