Penny For A Pound


1. an example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
steve: “barkeep, oh barkeep… we’re in need of some intoxicants… stat!”

sarah: “tell me about it. ya can’t get a penny for a pound round ‘ere mate!”

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