Pennyslyvannia Pinecone
while in the midst of intercourse the guy takes out a pine cone from somewhere and places it inside the woman’s v-g-n- to m-ssage her. he then takes 2 steps back and punts the rest of the pine cone into her v-g-n-.
cheri: so how was mike last night?
lucy: it was all great until he decided to pennyslyvannia pinecone me… i have been queefing little wood chips all day!
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