penolphobia
penolphobia: the fear of losing your p-n-s. therefore you have to constantly having to check that it is still there. also with the outcome of bruising and injuring the shaft or head of the p-n-s. there have been rare cases of ripping and tearing to point of bleeding. little boys from the ages of 3 to 9 are pr-ne to this behavior. this phobia may be the cause of parents telling their son’s, “if you keep touching yourself, your tweeter will fall off.”
psychologist: “so it’s mr. bruce johnson. tell me a little about yourself.”
mr. johnson: “i have penolphobia”
psychologist: “and what is that exactly?”
mr. johnson: “well every since i was young, i’ve had this feeling that my p-n-s was going to fall off.”
psychologist: “well let me insure you that this will never physically happen. remember every action has a reaction.”
mr. johnson: “what the f#-k does that to do with anything.”
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