Penophile
someone who has an intense love for pens. not to be confused with pedophile.
a penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.
a person who collects pens. need not be fancy pens and includes those who inadvertantly picks up other person’s pens and forgets to return them. generally has a stash of a wide variety of types of pens in drawers, coffee mugs and the bottom of the washer.
andrew, being a penophile, adroitly picked up the server’s pen, signed his check, then pocketed the pen to add to his collection.
a penophile is a person who will use pen for writing everything during school or work. not to be confused with a pedophile, a penophile will always demand a pen, in a specific color usually, to write, except on scantron tests or during math cl-ss, because they absolutely need a pencil.
a penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.
penophile: do you have a pen i can borrow?
person: is pencil okay?
penophile: i don’t know, is keying a d-ck on the side of your car okay?
person: but it’s a ticon…
penophile: ugh…fine…
(n). lover of male genitelia, specifically the penile shaft; loving the p-n-s to the point of obsession
the ho at da club was such a penophile, even r kelly wouldnt touch dat.
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