penous
a spelling of the word p-n-s used by slightly less smart people who hear the word. having never seen it written down and write down what they think they hear. synonyms include peanous, peanis, pe-n-s, peenous, penice etc.
jim: “i got wartz on meh penous”
bill: “it’s p-n-s, get it right, idiot.”
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