the embodiment of qualities thought impossible to exist simultaneously in a single example of womanhood. an impossible figure. believed to be mathematically impossible. sysnonyms: unicorn, real geek girl, waifu. related to escher staircase, blivet.
james has been dating a penrose poppet for about a month now and he’s going to be severely disappointed when he discovers she’s rs she’s an actual human being and not a mythical creature after all.
- flerp a derp
the act of roaming, poking, or otherwise hanging about. “derp” is to be understood as one’s overall presence or being, and to “flerp” one’s “derp” is to make oneself known, in a positive or numerous way. it is a display that is sure to establish one’s dominance within their community. guy: where have you been […]
- peet rat
a “peet rat” is a swedish term to describe an annoying little sh-t, particularly a kid under the age of 12 “hey man i was on call of duty yesterday and i ran into this little kid and he was being such a peet rat”
a c-ckina is someone who is a big d-ck, it is also someone who is very smart and talented. olivia: david is being a big c-ckina olivia: sam you’re such a c-ckina marry me
- king pelito
the king of the house, the one that rules the place ! no one can take his place cause he owns it can i use that toy ? it’s king pelitos place you have to ask him first.
- pop top
the hymen of a virgin female human. aka:”cherry”, “virginity” “she’s so fresh, i bet she still has a pop-top.” used instead of “laptop” to make the word sound cooler. mike, i’m coming over to you in a few minutes! – okay, take your poptop with you that we can play cod. when the top of […]