pension planner
in reference to dating and relationships.it’s and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
hey dan is that your mother? no she is my girlfriend.wow she is a really good looking pension planner!
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