Penswick
1. bear claw specialist.
2. involved in the worst kind of physically brutal s-xual intercourse that england has ever known.
3. an incredibly hairy creature, the real reason behind recent sightings of bigfoot and other mythical monsters, such as king kong.
4. a gaze which is capable of impregnating a woman on sight.
woman: i feel something kicking inside of me suddenly
man: dude, you must have just been penswicked!
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man 1: dude, i think i just saw bigfoot!!
man 2: nah dude, thats just penswick, leave it alone, it’ll find a woman to impregnate.
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woman 1: that was some rough s-x last night, i feel like i have been penswicked!!
the ability to consume obscene amounts of alcohol without any affects or inebriation whatsoever.
man 1- see that guy there? he’s been drinking straight for five hours and he is still playing cricket!!
man 2- i know! he totally pulled a penswick!
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