pentsexual


a pents-xual is a disgusting, foul minded member of all our local communities. they will literally have s-x with anything, whether it will be a man, woman, animal, alien or a type of fungi.
person 1: did you hear about jake the other week?
person 2: i’d be lying if i did, enlighten me,
person 1: well just person 2, jake f-cked rob schnieder, natasha kaplinsky, free w-lly, kang & kodos and between the toes of his own foot.

person 2: he has athlete’s foot does he not?
person 1: yes, so what does this mean person 2?

person1: well just person 1, hes a god d-mn fricken pents-xual.

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