Penzance
comprised of nearly 17 and a half people, penzance spans 4 square miles. the penzance corndog shop was engulfed in flames, as the public transportation bus veered off course, to chase a cornish pasty tumbling into the vastness of the st ives bay. there were no deaths, for the corndog shop was vacant. all the people were having tea parties. however, the corndog recipe was demolished, and corndogs cease to exist in penzance. a sozzled mortal from penzance enjoys delirious schemes, such as holding their teapots up to the heavens. penzance is a wonderful vacation spot, and offers a variety of lively venues. one of these is the famous penzanian zoo. the zoo contains abounding animals, such as the one eyed c-ckatoo, single-legged double-necked giraffe, siamese twins siamese cats, and canadian-alaskan fish.russia can be seen from penzance, as can canada.the currency in penzance is the pound. the pound is considerably strenuous, and results in the falling down of pants.
american: “yo, i will meet you at dairy queen in a few for corndogs. bring 3 dollars.”
penzanian: “sorry, mate. i am in penzance… the public transportation bus doesnt leave for 20 minutes. anyways, i am having a teaparty with my sozzled mate. i have no american dollars… only pounds. so heavy! and whats a corndog?”
a town in cornwall that remains a thriving centre of opiate importation, retail and consumption. also noted for its imaginary pirates and dog sh-t encrusted pavements. avoid.
emaciated wreck: got any h?
filthy beggar: course mate. this is penzance.
both: ha ha ha ha etc
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