people who say noob are fucking morons
if you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a f-cking moron too. i want to shoot the motherf-cker in the face who came up with noob. all the dumb motherf-ckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. i say f-ck them, and shut the f-ck up you stupid b-tches.
john says, “im 1337 noob”
rob pulls out his p-n-s and begins to pummel john with his c-ck in the best danza slap ever, and says, “shut the f-ck up you stupid b-tch, people who say noob are f-cking morons”
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