peopletoons
the disturbing sorta fake eerily realistic “people” in the charles schwab commercials.
these demons from the deep recesses of some twisted ad freak espouse the virtues of schwab while sharing with the audience their experiences in the world of investing.
leon:”did you see that ad with those peopletoons?”
virgil: “yeah, man. those freakin’ things give me the serious heebie w-ll–s. i mean, come on: not people, not toons. what the h-ll are they?”
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