Pep Guardiola
manager of fc barcelona. promotes beautiful football, lead barcelona to the famed s-xtuple in his first year in charge. he also happens to be a hot piece of -ss, he is by far the s-xiest manager in the world. proud catalan man.
“who’s that guy who’s a mix between -rs-ne wenger and josé mourihno?”
“oh, pep guardiola.”
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