PeP Syndrome


a condition that commonly occurs in bachelors, especially ones who are dating. when the victim’s girlfriend leaves for extended periods of time, the victim enters a near paralyzing state of concupiscence. if the period in time is considerably long, the victim can deteriorate to the point at which they are ready to sodomize a brick wall.
“oh, man. kenny’s really had the pep syndrome since emily left for break. he’s so h-rny he hasn’t even bothered to take a puerto rican shower today.”

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