pepper curry plug
a day of bowel reconning that starts with a dump that feels like you are p-ssing a tennis ball covered in 40 grit sandpaper. by the afternoon and after a spicy asian lunch at tropical thai, you are trotting to the sh-tter to explosively release a wet, soft, burning, green curried demon from your lower intestine.
dude do you happen to have any salve or tucks pads? i just had a pepper curry plug and my oring is on fire and i’m pretty sure i got a hanging hemorrhoid as a result.
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