peppermint shift
when a man pleasures his girlfriend/lover with a large candy cane (one of the ones you can buy around x-mas for like 2 bucks) and he use’s it like a s-x toy on her and every time he movers it in a direction he yells out a gear. ex up= first, left= second, right= third, down=fourth, in and out = over drive.
i was going to give my girlfriend oral but all i could taste was peppermint. if i find out that -sshole gave my girlfriend a peppermint shift ill kill him.
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